I look 12. @braves #braves
I look 12. @braves #braves
Next level trust.
It’s gonna be a good day. ⚡️
MY fUCKIGN BEOTHER
i dont get it
Its a science thing
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SUCH A BABY.
OKAY I have to drop some newly acquired knowledge, and maybe a lot of people already know this BUT LISTEN
Hippos are, like…real, living land whales. It’s been genetically proven that their closest relatives are NOT pigs as was once believed, but whales! Hippos even make whistles and clicks underwater to communicate as well as help them “see” in murky waters.
They also have some incredibly thick skin that is extremely difficult to cut, and when they do get injured their skin secretes a special fluid that acts like a natural antibiotic ointment that prevents infections and speeds up the healing process. And this fluid turns blood red when it meets the air, so it looks pretty badass, too.
Also, the bones in their limbs are SOLID. There is no marrow, no hollow space, they are 100% BONE, MOTHERFUCKER. It helps weigh them down in the water so they can more easily submerge, and it helps support their weight on land. These bones can withstand the impact of a running hippo, and they aren’t slow, either!
Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths annually than crocodiles or other predators like lions and so on. Because they don’t take no shit, bro.
HIPPOS ARE REALLY FREAKING COOL, YOU GUYS.
*whispers* the number one cause of baby hippo deaths is adult male hippos
That’s because somewhere between that adorable squishy above and adulthood, they become one of the most aggressive animals on earth.
Louis CK nailing it every time.
i love this man.
but its important
IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
Okay I’ll reblog it.
see, that’s gun control
you don’t take away a person’s right to bear arms
you take away a person’s ability to abuse their arms
i mean it’s high maintenance but i really think it’d be worth it if it saves lives
Repeat after me: losing weight is not the cure for a bad body image.
1 clean + 2 hang cleans + jerk
Started complex at 50kg/110# & increased 5kg/11# upon each success. This is at 100kg/220#. Resting 2-2.5 minutes between attempts.
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